Dancing with the Stalkers: Brannon Bridge Gets Drunk & Beats on a Box of Cat Litter

Waxahachie, Texas: ATW has exclusive footage of Brannon Bridge, Joey Doe, LORD of the Monkeys (aka the Joeys) and boy toy of Claudine Dombrowski (AMPP) driving drunk ::dramatic sting:: on an office chair in his garage. ave_flying_monkeys_wizard_of_oz_witch_sign_wood_730a1a05

Brave Brannon wears a silver tiara and narrowly misses a garbage can full of scoopable cat litter as he weaves across the concrete floor. Beer spills everywhere as Brannon struggles to control himself.

Brannon smacks “Mr. Scoopable” with his dustpan. Score one for Brannon; the box topples to the floor! Getting drunk and beating on a box of cat litter, oh, what a night!

Feeling the adrenaline surge, Brannon pours beer onto the piggy lawn ornament. A few straggly hairs stick up on his balding head as he howls, “Yeeaaaa!!!”

In a dramatic moment, 2:25, Brannon says, “I gotta go…relieve something.” Then walks completely off camera. ::Whistling:: tinkle, tinkle ::Whistling::Something only a king can do.” ::Whistling:: tinkle, tinkle

Brannon re-emerges, whipping his hands on the front of his jeans, to announce a “special feature” ::oooohhhh:: The song “Some Nights” by Fun.

Ready to “Get this sh—jumping, go, yo. M—bleep–bleep” New beer in hand, and empty bladder, Brannon is ready to dazzle you with his lip sync and dance movies… Brannon is so talented he can even lip sync and dance with a cigarette dangling out of his mouth. ::ooohhh ahhhh::

The video pans deep into Brannon’s delusional mind. A crowd of fans is cheering, hands wave in the air as the music surges. Brannon’s garage has been transformed into an epic concert, a Joeypalooza. Where are the adoring fans? ::crickets chirp:: Maybe they need a minute. ::owl hoot:: No fans here. Don’t worry Brannon, Claudine and the Attack Mothers will cheer for you. ::awwww::

 

In a deeply touching moment, Brannon poetically recites the lyrics: “So this is is. I sold my soul for this? Washed my hands of that for this? I miss my mom and dad for this? (Come on). No. When I see stars, when I see…”

Then add his own delusional twist, “I see dragons”. Do you see dragons? There, one just flew over the garage! Brannon sees dragons, do you, do you?!?!?! Most nights, I don’t know…

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If you have not seen Brannon dance before you are in for a real treat! In this video he even sings with a cigarette dangling from his lips…and dances like Godzilla on crack. Stomping. Howling. Feet flying through the air. I would say it is the craziest thing you have ever seen but this is the Joeys we are talking about!

 

Brannon must really miss Claudine because then he starts dancing with the office chair. It was really romantic until Brannon throws the chair to the ground. In his mind, the fans are cheering again.

The darkened garage is transformed into a stage washed in lights….Brannon topples the office chair…he will wake up in the morning with one hell of a hangover, and an annoying song stuck in his head.

Brannon Bridge, Waxahachie, (Ellis County) Texas. Lord Brannon. Joey Doe. Joeyisalittlekid alleged cyber stalkers. Read Bill Windsor's complaint: "ELLIS-COUNTY-88611-Windsor-v-Joeyisalittlekid-Verified-Petition" at http://lawlessamerica.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/ELLIS-COUNTY-88611-Windsor-v-Joeyisalittlekid-Verified-Petition-2013-12-26.pdf

AMPP, Joeys and Dragons… Oh My!

Claudine must have worked her black magic to put Brannon Bridge up to this bizarre video titled, “I have a message for Bill Windsor + DragonGuards”.

In “Dragon Guards” you will see Brannon hovering in a dark basement, rambling about dragons while he is desperately searching for his cigarettes and lighters, and mumbling about Bill Windsor. Included in this video is treasured “dragon porn” from Dungeons & Dragons. Sources say Brannon is a 29 year old that lives in his parent’s basement (this has not been confirmed but it does appear to be a “dragon’s lair” rather than a basement!)

 

According Brannon, “I have protection in case Bill tries to stalk my house.”

Brannon says, the dragons, “They fly over my house.”

And, “You don’t see them in the daytime,they are good at blending..They’re up there, they’re just chillin’.”

 

This must be Brannon’s message for Bill Windsor, “This is an f- warning, don’t come near me like you did Allie..Bill, make sure we have an understanding, I have six f- dragons.”

 

You gotta be careful ‘cuz  Brannon says,”Sometimes he burns me (the dragon)” And “They spit fire.”

 

In case you don’t know what a dragon is Brannon conducts a brief educational demonstration, taught no doubt by Professor Tiny. With a “whoosh!” Brannon flaps his arms like a dragon. In the corner of one screen shot, is an evil looking woman in a medieval bustier bra who must be the wicked witch Claudine Dombrowski…or ??

 

Former domestic violence “advocate”, and CEO/co-founder of American Mothers Political Party (AMPP), Claudine Dombrowski has offered her support to the Joeys and posted their links all over her website, as well as posted on the Joeys bullying blog/FB pages whose only purpose is to make fun of people. For someone who claims to be fighting against abuse, Claudine’s involvement with the Joeys is hypocritical—considering she is promoting and participating in various forms of abuse!

 

Not only that but Claudine claims on her various promotions that she is a domestic violence advocate but now denies she is an “advocate” because according to Claudine “Advocates are the same slough of people who have personal agendas – usually none care at all about the victims.That Claudine identifies with the abuser and attacks those who try to help victims should be concerning to anyone involved with or supporting AMPP .. or maybe they don’t see the “dragons” because “they blend in”?